Here are 3 of the entries I made into the Doritos Superbowl contest
Table of food stupifying
more food actively frying
I want the chips
I don't need the dips
Doritos - good without trying
Hide the bag of Doritos
render it incognito
If it's discovered
the bag will be plundered
sucked dry by hungry mosquitos
Quarterback acceleration
Excessive touchdown celebration
A bag of Doritos
Shared with amigos
Victory marks the occasion