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Spreading compost and manure is a problem
I see the bright shining eyes of a possum
I fed it some lead
and it's pretty much dead
I hope composted possum is awesome

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I once had a plump cluckin' chicken
It's legs just continued to thicken
It sputtered and spattered
all covered in batter
deep fried it was sure finger lickin'

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Kenny was a tiny gray rooster
He met a new hen and seduced her
He mounted her breach
but he couldn't quite reach
Kenny just needed a booster

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I wrote this to signify the end of a poetry contest in another group.

We're sorry the contest has ended
With all new entries suspended
A member will win
And surely they'll grin
That we found their poem most splendid

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I was inspired by a weird post by my step brother... Don't judge me!

Yellow means toxin saturated
Red means kidneys degraded
I was a happy proud pee-er
when my pee stream was clear
Because clear means I'm well hydrated

OK, now tell the truth...you chuckled a little

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