(This is my half of a political argument carried out in limerick form...it got weird)
Busy evening internet scrolling
found a post that had my butt rolling
I took a long evil journey
insulting an attorney
ambulance chasers are really worth trolling
I was really having way too much fun
he thought he was smart, but he's dumb
"elect a socialist" he said
is this guy brain dead?
but I got booted before I was done
The country is already in the toilet
politicians selling lies have well spoiled it
to pick the lesser of two evils
is the only choice of the people
they all hate Trump, I say go for it
They've blown that statement out of proportion
they asked a hypothetical question about abortion
he gave an answer with logic
they ignored the subtopic
I wish the media would report without distortion
To say who was here first borders selfish
we all have our own unique perspectives
before I get "invader" judged
I've got Cherokee blood
and my voice is worth as much as everyone elses
Clinton and Sanders and Cruz aren't commanders
to their friends and the lazy and the rich they will pander
it doesn't take a sleuth
to learn not a one can speak truth
these candidates are lacking in candor