I have something I think I should mention
All my products are made with intention
programmers break rules
we misuse our tools
necessity gives birth to invention
(To a relative on her birthday)
Everyone gives you bland birthday wishes
Mine's a poem that'll leave you in stitches
Too bad it's a workday
do they know it's your birthday?
Why do you work for those sonsofbitches?
Cruz, Rubio, Carson and Trump
every darn one is a chump
two talk like their zombies
one might be a donkey
and the other a political runt
I founded this group writing limericks
although it's silly, I stick with it
I'm a daily poem vendor
that is, if I remember
with luck I'm not writing gibberish
As my oldest brother turns fifty
his hair has turned a bit wispy
we'll laugh extra hearty
while we drink at his party
and he'll roast until extra crispy
