Limerick

(To my wife, after making her an admin in the group)

Lookie I made you an admin
as you see I'm not such a bad man
you can add and delete
but please be discrete
the group is public, no sassin'

Watching a show about zombies
I think that walker wears Abercrombie
a zombie with passion
that keeps up with fashion
what a shame it thinks I'm salami

Karen left the house to go shopping
she wanted more chickens, not shocking
I said "no more than seven"
she came home with eleven
"Chicken Math", she said without stopping

Welcome to the group my dear Sasha
The call of the limericks, they got ya!
It's a rhyming sensation
That turns to fixation
I predict hair your first rhyming sonata