Limerick

In a world where mere words can displease
even language experts lack expertise
everything you say is racist
words overt to the vaguest
undaunted, I say "crackers love cheese"

(Again, making fun of someone irresponsible)

Dana loved to collect fuzzy critters
she'd get them knocked up making litters
cold and hungry in bed
if they're lucky they're dead
she's probably too drunk to consider

She spends her nights heavy drinkin'
Pickled brains prevent too much thinkin'
With a child that's a runt,
can't speak he just grunts
Her Facebook friends list is shrinkin'

If you know her, you'll understand

She can dodge FBI investigation
her corruption defies explaination
she says it's a cold
I think she's just old
somehow she avoids adjudication