Too drunk to go home
Spent her feed money on booze
She sleeps in the barn
Any guesses who this is about?
Loose on booze, pills, weed
animals and kids in filth
but it's not her fault
A beautiful deer
I think I'll starve it to death
and blame someone else
Born into the mud,
the baby deer clings to life
THANKS A LOT DANA!
Miracle of birth
captive deer and doe suffer
she sees dollar signs
My kid cannot speak
I should probably help him
nah, I just got weed
If it breathes it dies
It's good I can't buy people
I killed a pet rock
This group just turned dark
Who knew haiku could be mean
the evil flows free
You must be a tool
to have this many poems
about you sucking
She needed a fox
it's carcass fills a bucket
for her bucket list
I sell you this pig
I don't have to see it die
then I can blame you
I sell all his stuff
claim I had his permission
but I'm the victim
it's not starvation
they died of natural causes
yeah, that's the ticket
animals for meat
if I just wait long enough
they turn to jerky
her page, a shit show
if it's not nailed down, sell it
now she's pulling nails
she's not royalty
like everyone treated her
she's freaky looking
I'm going to bed
knowing that my wife is great
not a dirty skank
Time to re-lyric
"Chicken killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est"
I can hear it now
Do I still have pigs?
Sold the last one yesterday
and today it's dead
It's now 2AM
I still have material
she is target rich