# Limerick ## April 1, 2016 Busy evening internet scrolling found a post that had my butt rolling I took a long evil journey insulting an attorney ambulance chasers are really worth trolling I was really having way too much fun he thought he was smart, but he's dumb "elect a socialist" he said is this guy brain dead? but I got booted before I was done The country is already in the toilet politicians selling lies have well spoiled it to pick the lesser of two evils is the only choice of the people they all hate Trump, I say go for it They've blown that statement out of proportion they asked a hypothetical question about abortion he gave an answer with logic they ignored the subtopic I wish the media would report without distortion To say who was here first borders selfish we all have our own unique perspectives before I get "invader" judged I've got Cherokee blood and my voice is worth as much as everyone elses Clinton and Sanders and Cruz aren't commanders to their friends and the lazy and the rich they will pander it doesn't take a sleuth to learn not a one can speak truth these candidates are lacking in candor - [ email ](mailto:?subject=April+1%2C+2016&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.richeyweb.com%2Fpoetry%2Flimerick%2Fapril-1-2016) - [ facebook ](https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.richeyweb.com%2Fpoetry%2Flimerick%2Fapril-1-2016) - [ x-twitter ](https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=April+1%2C+2016%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fwww.richeyweb.com%2Fpoetry%2Flimerick%2Fapril-1-2016) - [ linkedin ](http://www.linkedin.com/shareArticle?mini=true&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.richeyweb.com%2Fpoetry%2Flimerick%2Fapril-1-2016&title=April+1%2C+2016&summary=Busy+evening+internet+scrolling+found+a+post+that...) - [ pinterest ](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.richeyweb.com%2Fpoetry%2Flimerick%2Fapril-1-2016&media=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.joomla.org%2Fimages%2Fjoomla-org-og.jpg&description=April+1%2C+2016) [ Previous article: April 6, 2016 April 6, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/april-6-2016) [ Next article: September 6, 2016 September 6, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/september-6-2016) ##### We Value Your Privacy We use cookies to enhance your experience and for traffic analysis. 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