#  Limerick 

 

##  April 8, 2016 

 

I start with the B lines  
rhyming just the two times  
then a joke and two rhyming confessions

This is just one of my methods  
but it works and that is the message  
if something else works for you  
just stick with your groove  
this is an art, there are always exceptions

Ooh I just thought of another  
It's good, but a little bit tougher  
you first start with the joke  
then work backwards bespoke  
these limericks are usually vulgar

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