#  Limerick 

 

Limerick is not esoteric  
It's enjoyed by pauper and cleric  
With wit and with whim  
Although maybe it's grim  
Transforms you to a hysteric

 

##  [ March 27, 2016 (3) ](/poetry/limerick/march-27-2016-3) 

 

Two days from social media empowers  
enlightened from Facebook's mind powers  
they're spending my prime  
I'm keeping my time  
spending here one in twenty-four hours

 

 

##  [ March 24, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/march-24-2016) 

 

Parting is always sweet sorrow  
stay up late - is usually my motto  
silly in the head  
I'm going to bed  
I'll catch all you poets tomorrow

 

 

##  [ March 30, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/march-30-2016) 

 

(An invitation to join the group)

The method is always empiric  
Join us to unleash your lyric  
If you join we'll be gleeful  
POETRY FOR THE PEOPLE  
We look forward to reading your limerick

The rules:

The limerick need not be your writing  
rule #1 demands proper citing  
if it's for distribution  
just provide attribution  
or your exit we'll be expediting

This group is intended for all ages  
rule #2 governs content of pages  
avoid seven dirty words  
you may think that we're turds  
if we allow them it becomes contagious

 

 

##  [ March 30, 2016 (2) ](/poetry/limerick/march-30-2016-2) 

 

I've got this one wild feline freak  
with his sister my brain they did tweak  
we said "what the hell mister"  
as he's boinking his sister  
got his balls cut the very next week

 

 

##  [ March 29, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/march-29-2016) 

 

It's time a new Limerick was born  
on the subject of topic I'm torn  
I could write something funny  
or compose something punny  
as long as the subject's not worn

 

 

##  [ March 27, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/march-27-2016) 

 

Ate too much this fine 2016 Easter  
sat around teasing kids like a geezer  
I couldn't help but partake  
just a little more cake  
now I'm home sitting back on my keester

 

 

##  [ May 1, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/may-1-2016) 

 

Too long has John Snow been deprived  
the lord of light has powers to revive  
he will no longer loiter  
WARNING - THIS IS A SPOILER  
John snow is once again, alive

 

 

##  [ April 21, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/april-21-2016) 

 

An artist formerly known as Prince  
had a small cold, made him wince  
I could take some Zicam  
or curl up in an afghan  
a decision he regrets ever since

 

 

##  [ April 8, 2016 (2) ](/poetry/limerick/april-8-2016-2) 

 

Don't give up before even trying  
you get stuck and it feels like you're dying  
before you know it  
you've emerged a poet  
from your fingers the limericks come flying

 

 

 

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