# Limerick Limerick is not esoteric It's enjoyed by pauper and cleric With wit and with whim Although maybe it's grim Transforms you to a hysteric ## [ April 6, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/april-6-2016) I've returned from Facebook purgatory What I said wasn't really that gory I was called something crude I responded quite rude 24 hours offline was my glory ## [ April 1, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/april-1-2016) Busy evening internet scrolling found a post that had my butt rolling I took a long evil journey insulting an attorney ambulance chasers are really worth trolling I was really having way too much fun he thought he was smart, but he's dumb "elect a socialist" he said is this guy brain dead? but I got booted before I was done The country is already in the toilet politicians selling lies have well spoiled it to pick the lesser of two evils is the only choice of the people they all hate Trump, I say go for it They've blown that statement out of proportion they asked a hypothetical question about abortion he gave an answer with logic they ignored the subtopic I wish the media would report without distortion To say who was here first borders selfish we all have our own unique perspectives before I get "invader" judged I've got Cherokee blood and my voice is worth as much as everyone elses Clinton and Sanders and Cruz aren't commanders to their friends and the lazy and the rich they will pander it doesn't take a sleuth to learn not a one can speak truth these candidates are lacking in candor ## [ September 6, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/september-6-2016) In a world where mere words can displease even language experts lack expertise everything you say is racist words overt to the vaguest undaunted, I say "crackers love cheese" ## [ August 23, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/august-23-2016) Sasha Hanson posted a meme indicating that the word "purple" indeed rhymes with 2 other words. Immediately - I thought "limerick"!!! If you wake with a gait like a hirple and think that you feel like a curple I know it sounds crass, take a look at your ass and pray that your butt-cheeks aren't purple What does it mean? Good question... ## [ June 19, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/june-19-2016) In the 10 days since I last wrote I've been busily commanding the remote "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time" It's anime - sublime A great movie I'm compelled to promote. https://www.amazon.com/Girl-Who-Leapt-Through-Time/dp/B001FXG1ZO/ref=as\_li\_ss\_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=treasonous0f-20&linkId=c79463b6f786994ea9e9a4bf38b67e34 ## [ June 9, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/june-9-2016) It's been a while since I've written and today I find myself sittin' It might just be hokum but I wrote ya'll a poem yes it's cheesy - and that's my opinion ## [ May 5, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/may-5-2016) "You may all basque on my greatness" we've all met that online ignoramus it just makes me smirk when I run into that jerk Facebook is where they are famous ## [ September 16, 2016 (2) ](/poetry/limerick/september-16-2016-2) She can dodge FBI investigation her corruption defies explaination she says it's a cold I think she's just old somehow she avoids adjudication ## [ September 15, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/september-15-2016) (Again, making fun of someone irresponsible) Dana loved to collect fuzzy critters she'd get them knocked up making litters cold and hungry in bed if they're lucky they're dead she's probably too drunk to consider Page 6 of 8 - [ ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown) - [ ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=36) - [ 1 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown) - [ 2 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=9) - [ 3 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=18) - [ 4 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=27) - [ 5 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=36) - [6](#) - [ 7 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=54) - [ 8 ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=63) - [ ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=54) - [ ](/poetry/limerick?tmpl=markdown&start=63) ##### We Value Your Privacy We use cookies to enhance your experience and for traffic analysis. 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