# Limerick Limerick is not esoteric It's enjoyed by pauper and cleric With wit and with whim Although maybe it's grim Transforms you to a hysteric ## [ February 25, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/february-25-2016) Limerick is a poem with a pattern unlike Haiku, rhyming does matter aa-bb-a or that's what they say oh, and try very hard to cause laughter ## [ February 5, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016) Welcome to the group Lucky Limerick! Please be nice if you think you're a critic. If you can rhyme it's a bonus We wish you would join us And post your own prose without limit Please read the rules in the group description to the right (just do it, there are only 2 rules) It's just right over there ---> ## [ October 7, 2017 ](/poetry/limerick/october-7-2017) Lucky Limerick is one group of many I run another that is just as friendly Visit Haiku Heaven to feed your obsession you'll find the two styles complementary ## [ April 28, 2017 ](/poetry/limerick/april-28-2017) Three begged to Allah unfit a transgression they hoped to acquit It's obscene, you're unclean you were wild hog cuisine Not just that, but you also smell like shit 3 ISIS fighters were killed by wild hogs. I thought poetic justice should be accompanied by actual poetry. ## [ November 5, 2016 ](/poetry/limerick/november-5-2016) He doesn't belong in a life politic His one skill is to step on his dick Now he's the infamous Weiner Should have used Hillary's cleaner his name should be changed to dipstick ## [ Facebook shenanigans ](/poetry/limerick/facebook-shenanigans) Apparently, Facebook is purging people and groups. I've got a little Limerick poetry group and I'm afraid it will be purged along with all of the poems I wrote. I'm creating this section of my website to preserve those poems. 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