#  Limerick 

 

Limerick is not esoteric  
It's enjoyed by pauper and cleric  
With wit and with whim  
Although maybe it's grim  
Transforms you to a hysteric

 

##  [ Free Software Limerick ](/poetry/limerick/free-software-limerick) 

 

 ```
I had more fun in the beginning<br></br>Free software meant I was winning<br></br>Two versions to bill<br></br>Murdered the thrill<br></br>Free again leaves me grinning
```

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (10) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-10) 

 

Spreading compost and manure is a problem  
I see the bright shining eyes of a possum  
I fed it some lead  
and it's pretty much dead  
I hope composted possum is awesome

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (9) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-9) 

 

I once had a plump cluckin' chicken  
It's legs just continued to thicken  
It sputtered and spattered  
all covered in batter  
deep fried it was sure finger lickin'

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (8) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-8) 

 

I wrote this to signify the end of a poetry contest in another group.

We're sorry the contest has ended  
With all new entries suspended  
A member will win  
And surely they'll grin  
That we found their poem most splendid

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (7) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-7) 

 

Kenny was a tiny gray rooster  
He met a new hen and seduced her  
He mounted her breach  
but he couldn't quite reach  
Kenny just needed a booster

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (5) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-5) 

 

Founding fathers are a matter of history  
Risked their lives in hopes of a victory  
They thought "Lets make it legal"  
and they wrote "We the People..."  
With their deeds, planted the seeds of liberty

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (6) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-6) 

 

I was inspired by a weird post by my step brother... Don't judge me!

Yellow means toxin saturated  
Red means kidneys degraded  
I was a happy proud pee-er  
when my pee stream was clear  
Because clear means I'm well hydrated

OK, now tell the truth...you chuckled a little

 

 

##  [ February 5, 2016 (4) ](/poetry/limerick/february-5-2016-4) 

 

My Squatty Potty review on Amazon

Your butt needs professional attention  
but the experts are too scared to mention  
you can poop with less strife  
it might save your life  
Squatty Potty, it really relieves tension

https://www.amazon.com/review/R1OQQTHZZHH05H/ref=cm\_cr\_rdp\_perm?fbclid=IwAR2vnUFSfvIR4T7FZl4ttgBg8Yv\_6Z0wBH03NIMBNBivxzVSilPR\_MDXLjc

 

 

##  [ February 19, 2016 (2) ](/poetry/limerick/february-19-2016-2) 

 

I have something I think I should mention  
All my products are made with intention  
programmers break rules  
we misuse our tools  
necessity gives birth to invention

 

 

 

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