Haiku

Ethical quandary
The answer is obvious
Always seek the light

It's never enough
a bleak future promise
on an empty tank

We welcome you here
Your brilliance for all to see
The world will rejoice

It's eighty degrees
February should be cold
winter is absent

Do I smell urine?
The cat peed on my pillow
I should clean the box

In morning traffic
rain causes anxiety
please drive carefully

The task is most clear
obstacles collapse quickly
success is reward

Here are 3 of the entries I made into the Doritos Superbowl contest:

I love Doritos
If I must choose favorites
I prefer Cool Ranch

In the wintertime
Cool Ranch are my favorite
In summertime too

A two-for-one treat
After eating Doritos
I lick my fingers

My friend the pillow
Do you drug me in my sleep?
Morning is so hard