Haiku

fight for survival
I tune in every Sunday
it's The Walking Dead

I could ruin it
I'm afraid you would kill me
I wouldn't do that

at capacity
eating more cake will kill me
OK, one more slice

I get lost in code
My surroundings disappear
Just man and machine

More poets arrive
I await contributions
I'm so excited!

Ambulance Chaser
why do you support Bernie?
is it brain damage?

patiently waiting
Oh, where is my LTC?
I'm losing my cool

License to carry
License to be paranoid
But, uh...with a gun

Ghost in the Machine
one day the machine will die
your ghost will live on

I'm under attack
they say it isn't their fault
but I pay for this

Ran into problems
"It's impossible to fix"
of course, I fixed it

500,000
sites that are running my code
I want 1,000,000

once it's accepted
I will have millions of sites
with just one program