Limerick

I was really starting to sweat
I knew it was bound to beget
I think it's my schtick
that did the trick
Welcome to the group Babette!

There once was a midget named Larry
the townspeople found him quite scary
his face was regretful
with a nose like a pencil
On top of that, he was quite hairy

Bombarded with news media choices
there's no shortage of authoritative voices
so you choose a town crier
and find out he's a liar
then you learn that the truth exists voiceless

My sacred duty has been undertaken
Responsibility will not be forsaken
the wolves have encircled
and have become verbal
It is my privilege to fry up the bacon

Welcome to the group my dear Sasha
The call of the limericks, they got ya!
It's a rhyming sensation
That turns to fixation
I predict hair your first rhyming sonata

Watching a show about zombies
I think that walker wears Abercrombie
a zombie with passion
that keeps up with fashion
what a shame it thinks I'm salami

Karen left the house to go shopping
she wanted more chickens, not shocking
I said "no more than seven"
she came home with eleven
"Chicken Math", she said without stopping

(To my wife, after making her an admin in the group)

Lookie I made you an admin
as you see I'm not such a bad man
you can add and delete
but please be discrete
the group is public, no sassin'

I met my new coworker Steve
who claimed to be a Linux dweeb
I was very excited
when forces united
but his only talent was to deceive