Limerick

I've returned from Facebook purgatory
What I said wasn't really that gory
I was called something crude
I responded quite rude
24 hours offline was my glory

Busy evening internet scrolling
found a post that had my butt rolling
I took a long evil journey
insulting an attorney
ambulance chasers are really worth trolling

I was really having way too much fun
he thought he was smart, but he's dumb
"elect a socialist" he said
is this guy brain dead?
but I got booted before I was done

The country is already in the toilet
politicians selling lies have well spoiled it
to pick the lesser of two evils
is the only choice of the people
they all hate Trump, I say go for it

They've blown that statement out of proportion
they asked a hypothetical question about abortion
he gave an answer with logic
they ignored the subtopic
I wish the media would report without distortion

To say who was here first borders selfish
we all have our own unique perspectives
before I get "invader" judged
I've got Cherokee blood
and my voice is worth as much as everyone elses

Clinton and Sanders and Cruz aren't commanders
to their friends and the lazy and the rich they will pander
it doesn't take a sleuth
to learn not a one can speak truth
these candidates are lacking in candor

In a world where mere words can displease
even language experts lack expertise
everything you say is racist
words overt to the vaguest
undaunted, I say "crackers love cheese"

Sasha Hanson posted a meme indicating that the word "purple" indeed rhymes with 2 other words. Immediately - I thought "limerick"!!!

If you wake with a gait like a hirple
and think that you feel like a curple
I know it sounds crass,
take a look at your ass
and pray that your butt-cheeks aren't purple

What does it mean? Good question...

In the 10 days since I last wrote
I've been busily commanding the remote
"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time"
It's anime - sublime
A great movie I'm compelled to promote.

https://www.amazon.com/Girl-Who-Leapt-Through-Time/dp/B001FXG1ZO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=treasonous0f-20&linkId=c79463b6f786994ea9e9a4bf38b67e34

It's been a while since I've written
and today I find myself sittin'
It might just be hokum
but I wrote ya'll a poem
yes it's cheesy - and that's my opinion

"You may all basque on my greatness"
we've all met that online ignoramus
it just makes me smirk
when I run into that jerk
Facebook is where they are famous

She can dodge FBI investigation
her corruption defies explaination
she says it's a cold
I think she's just old
somehow she avoids adjudication

(Again, making fun of someone irresponsible)

Dana loved to collect fuzzy critters
she'd get them knocked up making litters
cold and hungry in bed
if they're lucky they're dead
she's probably too drunk to consider